Welcome to the future… where electrolytes water the crops, Costco requires a GPS, and the President solves problems with a machine gun. This category is for fans of Mike Judge’s dystopian prophecy disguised as a comedy. Whether you’re stocking up on Brawndo, rocking a Carl’s Jr. tee, or just looking to “Welcome to Costco, I love you,” you’ll find the gear that proves you’re smarter than the average 2505 citizen (not that the bar’s very high).