We care about your privacy—mainly because we hate spam too. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you use sarcasticfrog.com.
What We Collect
Name
Email address
Shipping address
Payment info (processed securely—we never see your full card number)
Order history
IP address and browser info (cookies, analytics, etc.)
How We Use Your Info
To fulfill and ship your order
To email you confirmations, tracking info, or updates
To respond to customer service requests
To send you occasional sarcastic promos (if you opt in)
We do not sell your data. Ever.
Cookies (Not the Tasty Kind)
We use cookies and similar tools to:
Make the website function properly
Remember your cart and preferences
Track how people use the site (Google Analytics, Meta Pixel, etc.)
You can turn off cookies in your browser, but some stuff (like the cart) may not work right.
How We Keep Your Info Safe
SSL encryption (see the padlock in your browser)
Secure payment gateways like Stripe, PayPal, etc.
We never store your full payment info
Who We Share It With
We only share your info with third parties who help us process and ship your order. That includes:
Print providers
Payment processors
Shipping carriers
Email platforms
They only get what they need to do their job—nothing more.
Marketing Emails
If you sign up for our newsletter or check a box at checkout, we may send you emails. You can unsubscribe anytime using the link in the email.
Children Under 13
This site isn’t for kids. If you’re under 13, please go outside or do your homework.
Your Rights
If you’re in the EU, California, or just really into privacy, you can:
Request a copy of your data
Correct or delete your data
Tell us to stop emailing you
Just email us at support@sarcasticfrog.com and we’ll sort it out.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this page occasionally. Keep using the site and you’re agreeing to the new terms, even if you didn’t read them.
Contact Us
Email us at support@sarcasticfrog.com with any questions, concerns, or conspiracy theories.
