Don’t California My Nevada Tee

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Look, California — we get it. You’ve got beaches, avocados, and more Teslas than common sense. But Nevada isn’t your fixer-upper. This shirt says it loud: Don’t California My Nevada.

Because we don’t want:

• $5,000 studio apartments the size of a closet
• Plastic bag bans stricter than prison contraband rules
• Traffic jams where it takes three hours to go three miles
• Politicians who think raising taxes is a hobby

👕 Why this shirt wins:

• It’s softer than California’s stance on crime
• It lasts longer than a celebrity marriage in Malibu
• Printed to order — because we actually know how to manage our resources.

⚡ On-Demand Print: Nothing here is made in bulk. We print only when you order, so no waste, no waiting, and no leftover yoga mats in the garage.